Friday, July 3, 2009
Hello there swine lovers. This post shall be solely for notes to myself that i have made over time and have conveniently forgotten about. Let it begin.
Notes to self:- Do not jam hips onto railings on buses. It hurts.
- Always be on the lookout for low-hanging leaves/tree branches. It sucks when they hit you in the eye.
- Always remember to flush after doing business in toilet.
- Remain alert when utilizing public transport. Most of them aren't "tall-friendly".
- Handle lighters with care. They are hot
- Always check for open flies. If not, embarrassment may follow shortly after.
- Cyf ends late. Remember to tell mom.
- No more catechism sucks. Big time.
- Sleeping late and waking early sucks.
- I have to grow a pair.
- Always consider all options before making an informed decision. Shit.
- Never mess with Ben(neo) on the drums. For he will own your ass. Quite similar to the way farmers 'mark' their cows or whatever animals that are on the farm.
- Always be gentle with wallets.
- Never let yourself be seen by Maria with a bottle of gel. Never.
- Getting hit in the balls suck. BIG time.
- Camps are cool.
- Get guitar restrung.
- There will always be homework. Even when you think there isn't
- Handphones just aren't the same as they were 2 years ago.
- Sister's bed = comfortable.
- Treasure your iPod while you can. For it treasures you too.
- Always look away when she's wearing THAT shirt.
- Burning leg hair is fun. Albeit the stink. But fun.
- Stepping on dog shit then stepping into class. Not good.
- Music murders me.
- And so do people.
- Never have too high hopes. Ever.
- Apple earphones dont last longer than a year or so.
- Always check to see if shirt is worn correctly.
- Same with pants.
- Farts stink badly if you eat eggs.
- After a long time of no sound, uncomfortable silence can be so loud.
- Listening to the clock tick in your room is calming.
- I have bad eyebags.
- Trust is a volatile thing.
- Rejection can make you step on a guys foot.
- Singing is fun. When you're doing it for fun.
- It's possible to be too lazy to sleep.
- Happiness is only temporary. Satisfaction is forever.
- Always cry self to sleep when sad.
- Smiley faces have lost their meaning.
- Big Fat Smileys haven't.
- Being able to drift in and out of consciousness at will would be awesome.
- Being caught between a rock and a hard place is no match for being caught between woihong and a meter-tall pile of shit.
- The auntie at Sally's Noodle rocks.
Ok peeps.
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